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Coming Soon

Nineteen years of practical experience. Hundreds of messy experiments. A few spectacular disasters.

From choosing and preparing substances to creating glorious messes and cleaning up afterwards, a forthcoming book exploring the art and practicalities of sploshing.

Building on Spotless Sploshing, the book goes further — with expanded advice, finer details, tested techniques, and the sort of hard-earned knowledge that only comes from years of getting thoroughly, gloriously messy.

Currently in the works. Watch this space.